NBA Draft Grades - A Michigan Fan's Perspective

	Team	Pick	Grade	Reason
1	Cleveland Cavaliers	Anthony Bennett	F-	Points deducted for: - Choosing Bennett. - Passing on Trey Burke.
2	Orlando Magic	Victor Oladipo	B	Points awarded for:  - Choosing a stud in Oladipo. Any B1G fan knows how good he is. Points deducted for: - Passing on Trey Burke.
3	Washington Wizards	Otto Porter	F	Points deducted for: - Being the Wizards. - Passing on Trey Burke.
4	Charlotte Bobcats	Cody Zeller	F--	Points deducted for: - Reaching for skinny, weak Cody Zeller. - Passing on Trey Burke.
5	Phoenix Suns	Alex Len	F	Points deducted for: - Passing on Trey Burke.
6	New Orleans Pelicans	Nerlens Noel	B	Points awarded for:  - Not discriminating against someone with a reconstructed ACL. Points deducted for: - Being named the Pelicans. - Passing on Trey Burke.
7	Sacramento Kings	Ben McLemore	F	Points deducted for: - Choosing a non-leader onto a team without leadership. - Passing on Trey Burke, who did this against McLemore. Hah!
8	Detroit Pistons	Kentavious Caldwell-Pope	D	Points awarded for:  - Choosing a player with a cool name. Points deducted for: - Passing on Trey Burke.
9	Utah Jazz (via Minnesota)	Trey Burke	A++++	Points awarded for:  - Choosing the John Wooden National POY - Choosing a Michigan Man. - Choosing the best point guard in the draft. - Being a great pick-and-roll fit for Trey. - Being willing to sacrifice two important picks for this important player.
10	Portland Trailblazers	C.J. McCollum	B	Sorry, wasn't paying attention to this pick because I was too busy being excited about Trey Burke. Here. Have a B.
11	Philadelphia 76ers	Michael-Carter Williams	D	Still wasn't really paying attention. But hey MCW, remember that Final Four game where you were supposed to shut down Trey Burke? Hah!
12...21				Who cares. Didn't know these players, and it wasn't really time for Tim Hardaway Jr to be picked yet.
22	Brooklyn Nets	Mason Plumlee	F	Points deducted for: - Last few Duke big men are bench-warmers. Why will Plumlee be any different? - Passing on Tim Hardaway Jr.
23	Indiana Pacers	Solomon Hill	D	Points awarded for:  - Choosing a player with a Biblical name. Points deducted for: - Passing on Tim Hardaway Jr.
24	New York Knicks	Tim Hardaway Jr.	A++	Points awarded for:  - Choosing a Michigan Man. - Being a big market team that will allow for maximum exposure. Points deducted for: - The inevitable Melo ball-hogging that will reduce Timmy's opportunities.
25-60				Welp. No more reason to watch the draft! Congrats Trey and Timmy!